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GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION FORM

APPLICATIONS CLOSED

This form is for REAL WOMEN looking to apply to be my e-girlfriend. SURELY IT WILL WORK!!!

SERIOUS APPLICATIONS ONLY!!!!!!


ABOUT ME

I am a 9 foot tall black white man (honorary white). I have PHD's in computer science, political sience, fauci soyence, hood political science, gender studies, and music theory from Harvard University (graduated in 1973).

me.

I am a good e-boyfriend for the following reasons:


thank you



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